Open Season Quotes

What are you looking at? I told you not to wait up!

Yeah, and the giraffes taste almost exactly like the elephants. That's messed up.

Shaw! That guy really chaps my khakis.

Beth

Gordy : You're not his mother.
Beth : I'm not mothering him.
Beth : Excuse me a moment. Go to bed, Boog!

Beth

Gordy : Shaw, open season isn't for three days. What is that buck doing on your hood?
Shaw : It ain't my fault. I hit him while driving.
Gordy : Where, on the interstate?
Shaw : Sorta.

I come in peace.

I feel a little light-headed.

Okay, Forest 101: These tall stick things are called trees. The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies.

Yuck. Yuck. Yuck! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's like freedom in a cup!

Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried.

Ooooohhh... pretty

The woods is no place for a bear!

Where's home? It's gone! Someone stole it!

The Woo-Hoo bar. She's my lady. Smooth and creamy. So bad, I shouldn't, yet I will.

Elliot : Ok, righty tighty
Elliot : Leeefffttty loosey

I call them Woo-hoos. Like in... WOO-HOO!

Look at me! I'm a doe and I'm a buck. I'm a DUCK!

All right, fish. Give it up for Boog!

Shaw : Somebody's been eatin' my candy!
Shaw : Somebody's been sitting in my chair!
Shaw : Somebody... FORGOT TO FLUSH! Aaargh!

How far does this conspiracy go? How many animals are in on it? God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned!
Shaw : Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. the moment you turn your backs, he'll shiv you.
Bobbie : Oh, no he can't. We had him fixed.

When I'm a bear-skin rug, they can walk all over me. Until then, I ain't going down without a fight.