Open Season Quotes

What are you looking at? I told you not to wait up!

It walks... like a man!

Shaw! That guy really chaps my khakis.

The Woo-Hoo bar. She's my lady. Smooth and creamy. So bad, I shouldn't, yet I will.

Yeah, and the giraffes taste almost exactly like the elephants. That's messed up.

Where's home? It's gone! Someone stole it!

The woods is no place for a bear!

Ooooohhh... pretty

Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried.

Yuck. Yuck. Yuck! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's like freedom in a cup!

Okay, Forest 101: These tall stick things are called trees. The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies.

I feel a little light-headed.

I come in peace.

Gordy : Shaw, open season isn't for three days. What is that buck doing on your hood?
Shaw : It ain't my fault. I hit him while driving.
Gordy : Where, on the interstate?
Shaw : Sorta.

Gordy : You're not his mother.
Beth : I'm not mothering him.
Beth : Excuse me a moment. Go to bed, Boog!

When I'm a bear-skin rug, they can walk all over me. Until then, I ain't going down without a fight.

All right, fish. Give it up for Boog!

Elliot : Ok, righty tighty
Elliot : Leeefffttty loosey

I call them Woo-hoos. Like in... WOO-HOO!

Look at me! I'm a doe and I'm a buck. I'm a DUCK!

Shaw : Somebody's been eatin' my candy!
Shaw : Somebody's been sitting in my chair!
Shaw : Somebody... FORGOT TO FLUSH! Aaargh!

How far does this conspiracy go? How many animals are in on it? God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned!
Shaw : Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. the moment you turn your backs, he'll shiv you.
Bobbie : Oh, no he can't. We had him fixed.

Gordy : You know, the longer you wait, the harder it's gonna to be for him to adapt.
Beth : Oh, I'm sure he'll... that is, I think he'll...
Gordy : And the harder it's gonna be for you to leave him.