Shark Tale Quotes

Sykes! My brother from another mother!

How are my babies this morning? You miss me? You doing good, huh? Huh? You see, Sykes, it's a fish-eat-fish world - you either take or you get TAKEN!

Oscar : Don't... swallow!
Lenny : Oscar?
Oscar : No, it's Pinocchio - of course it's me! Why did you do that?
Lenny : Oh, I'm sorry...
Oscar : No, "sorry" is when you step on somebody's fin at the theatre! Yeah, that's "sorry"! "Sorry" is when you ask somebody "Hey, when's the baby due?" and it turns out the person's just fat! No, this is as far away from "sorry" as you can possibly get!
Lenny : Oscar, I think I'm gonna puke...
Oscar : Oh, no no no no... Lenny, just open up, nice and slow!

Ernie! Bernie! My jellyfish brothers! Booyakah!

Yippee-ki-yay...!

Sykes : Look, all I'm saying is the kid ain't exactly no killer!
Don Lino : My Lenny is a killer, you hear me? A cold-blooded killer! Look at him!

Hey, Luca... Get Sykes. He knows that Reef better than anybody. I want to know all about this guy. I want to know what he does. I want to know where he eats. I want to know where he sleeps. He pops a gill, I want to know about it. Who is the Shark Slayer?

Okay, somebody needs to get me out of the bubble. TODAY.

Oscar : Hi, I'm Oscar - you might think you know me, but you have no idea! Welcome to my crib - the good life, the way the other half lives! Check it out, I got my 60-inch high-def plasma TV with six-speaker surround, CD, DVD, Playstation and an eight-track for one of those days when you're feeling just a little weeka-weeka-weeka OLD SCHOOL, ha ha ha! Coz even a superstar Mac-daddy fish like me has to have the basic necessities!
Shortie #1 : Yeah, like money!

Crazy Joe : Now that you live in a big penthouse, can I be your financial advisor?
Oscar : Crazy Joe, that's a billboard.
Crazy Joe : You live in a billboard?
Oscar : No!
Crazy Joe : ...And I thought I was crazy!

Oscar : Are you not entertained?
Oscar : You can't handle the truth!
Oscar : You had me at hello!

o that was crazy, right? Who knew? I mean it's all set, we good to go, we had the money. And he trips underwater. Who in the hell-o-but trips underwater? And by the way, on what?

Sometimes I just be coughing for nothin'!

And you tell Don LAME-o that I don't never, ever, ever, ever, never ever want to see another shark in this reef again! Ever! Remember this name: Oscar the Sharkslayer!

My dad was the greatest... but nobody loves a nobody.

What is with y'all living in a love boat? You're supposed to be the MOB, get yourselves a decent hideout!

Don Lino : LUCA!
Luca : Hey, boss... big butts. Ha ha.
Don Lino : Oy vey...

Sometimes, I wanna take your big, dumb, dummy head, and just... nyhhhh!

You don't have to live at the top of the reef to be somebody.

Any shark that comes around in Oscar town is going down! I get poetic! In the heat I get poetic!

My man, Sykes... Has just, begged me... Not to murderlize you all up in here, all right? Now I might listen to him... But then again I might not!

He trips underwater. Now who in the halibut trips underwater? And by the way, on what?