The woods is no place for a bear!
Read more Boog QuotesFrom: Open Season
Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried.
I feel a little light-headed.
I come in peace.