Open Season quotes

Elliot : Ok, righty tighty
Elliot : Leeefffttty loosey

Elliot

How far does this conspiracy go? How many animals are in on it? God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned!
Shaw : Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. the moment you turn your backs, he'll shiv you.
Bobbie : Oh, no he can't. We had him fixed.

Shaw

Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried.

Elliot