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Men in Black
Directed by: Barry Sonnenfeld
Written by: Lowell Cunningham, Ed Solomon
Starring: Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, Linda Fiorentino
Released on: July 2, 1997
Taglines: Protecting the earth from the scum of the universe
Men in Black Quotes
Beatrice : You here to make fun of me too?
Kay : No, ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of. May we come in?
Beatrice : Sure.
Interesting job you guys have...
Oh, you have so got to die!
It just be raining black people in New York
See that? NYPD, means I will Knock Your Punkass Down!
Did anything about that seem unusual to you?
Oh, the red button there kid, don't ever, ever touch the red button!
This caused the 1977 New York blackout. A practical joke by the great attractor. He thought it was funny as hell.
Congratulations, Reg. It's a... squid.
INS Agent Janus : Sir! Sir, you can't do that...!
Kay : Don't "Sir" me young man, you have no idea who you're dealing with!
Jay : Zed, don't you guys ever get any sleep around here?
Zed : The twins keep us on Centaurian time, standard thirty-seven hour day. Give it a few months. You'll get used to it... or you'll have a psychotic episode.
Edwards : Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.
Kay : A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.
Edwards : What's the catch?
Kay : The catch? The catch is you will sever every human contact. Nobody will ever know you exist anywhere. Ever. I'll give you to sunrise to think it over.
Edwards : Hey! Is it worth it?
Kay : Oh yeah, it's worth it...
Kay : ... if you're strong enough!
That's right, that's - Ooh! Um, Kay! Oh, damn, man! Hey, uh, something's - Kay! Something's peekin', man!
There's only one way off this planet, baby, and that's through me.
Oh, I'm sorry. Was that your auntie? Then that must be your uncle over there!
Jay : Well, well. Big, bad Bug got a bit of a soft spot, huh? What I can't understand is, why you gotta come down here bringing all this ruckus! Snatching up galaxies and everything. My attitude is: don't start nothing, won't BE nothing!
Jay : You better ease up out of my face before something bad happen to you.
Jay : Too late.
Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise 'round in a Ford P.O.S.
Jay : You know it's actually kinda...
Jay : ...cute.
Kay : You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephalopoid, Jeebs, you piece of shit...
Jeebs : He looked all right to me.
Jay : Now that's the worst disguise ever. That guy's gotta be an alien.
Frank the Pug : You don't like it, you can kiss my furry little butt!
You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look GOOD.
Yeah, at any one time there's about two million aliens on the planet - most of them are right here in Manhattan...
Put up your arms and all your flippers.
We'll take it from here.
Months, days, hours. Always face it forward.
Kay : Let her go, shit eater.
Bug : Oh, listen, monkey boy. Compared to you humans, I'm on the top of the evolutionary ladder, so can it, all right?
Kay : You're breaking my heart. Show me your face and I'll cure all your ills.
Bug : You ever pull the wings off a fly? You care to see the fly get even?
Meet the Twins, Bweryang and Bob.
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