Jay Quotes

Latest Jay quotes from Men in Black

Jay

Jay chatacter image

Jay is played by Will Smith in Men in Black.

Quotes

 See that? NYPD, means I will Knock Your Punkass Down! image

See that? NYPD, means I will Knock Your Punkass Down!

#1

 It just be raining black people in New York image

It just be raining black people in New York

#2

Oh, you have so got to die! image

Oh, you have so got to die!

#3

You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look GOOD.

#4

Jay : Zed, don't you guys ever get any sleep around here?
Zed : The twins keep us on Centaurian time, standard thirty-seven hour day. Give it a few months. You'll get used to it... or you'll have a psychotic episode.

#5

Jay : Now that's the worst disguise ever. That guy's gotta be an alien.
Frank the Pug : You don't like it, you can kiss my furry little butt!

#6

Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise 'round in a Ford P.O.S.
Jay : You know it's actually kinda...
Jay : ...cute.

#7

Jay : Well, well. Big, bad Bug got a bit of a soft spot, huh? What I can't understand is, why you gotta come down here bringing all this ruckus! Snatching up galaxies and everything. My attitude is: don't start nothing, won't BE nothing!
Jay : You better ease up out of my face before something bad happen to you.
Jay : Too late.

#8

Oh, I'm sorry. Was that your auntie? Then that must be your uncle over there!

#9

There's only one way off this planet, baby, and that's through me.

#10

That's right, that's - Ooh! Um, Kay! Oh, damn, man! Hey, uh, something's - Kay! Something's peekin', man!

#11

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