Jay Quotes

See that? NYPD, means I will Knock Your Punkass Down!

It just be raining black people in New York

Oh, you have so got to die!

You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look GOOD.

Jay : Zed, don't you guys ever get any sleep around here?
Zed : The twins keep us on Centaurian time, standard thirty-seven hour day. Give it a few months. You'll get used to it... or you'll have a psychotic episode.

Jay : Now that's the worst disguise ever. That guy's gotta be an alien.
Frank the Pug : You don't like it, you can kiss my furry little butt!

Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise 'round in a Ford P.O.S.
Jay : You know it's actually kinda...
Jay : ...cute.

Jay : Well, well. Big, bad Bug got a bit of a soft spot, huh? What I can't understand is, why you gotta come down here bringing all this ruckus! Snatching up galaxies and everything. My attitude is: don't start nothing, won't BE nothing!
Jay : You better ease up out of my face before something bad happen to you.
Jay : Too late.

Oh, I'm sorry. Was that your auntie? Then that must be your uncle over there!

There's only one way off this planet, baby, and that's through me.

That's right, that's - Ooh! Um, Kay! Oh, damn, man! Hey, uh, something's - Kay! Something's peekin', man!