Kay Quotes

Latest Kay quotes from Men in Black

Kay

Kay chatacter image

Kay is played by Tommy Lee Jones in Men in Black.

Quotes

Beatrice : You here to make fun of me too?
Kay : No, ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of. May we come in?
Beatrice : Sure.

#1

This caused the 1977 New York blackout. A practical joke by the great attractor. He thought it was funny as hell. image

This caused the 1977 New York blackout. A practical joke by the great attractor. He thought it was funny as hell.

#2

Congratulations, Reg. It's a... squid. image

Congratulations, Reg. It's a... squid.

#3

INS Agent Janus : Sir! Sir, you can't do that...!
Kay : Don't "Sir" me young man, you have no idea who you're dealing with!

#4

Oh, the red button there kid, don't ever, ever touch the red button! image

Oh, the red button there kid, don't ever, ever touch the red button!

#5

 Did anything about that seem unusual to you? image

Did anything about that seem unusual to you?

#6

Edwards : Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.
Kay : A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.
Edwards : What's the catch?
Kay : The catch? The catch is you will sever every human contact. Nobody will ever know you exist anywhere. Ever. I'll give you to sunrise to think it over.
Edwards : Hey! Is it worth it?
Kay : Oh yeah, it's worth it...
Kay : ... if you're strong enough!

#7

Kay : You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephalopoid, Jeebs, you piece of shit...
Jeebs : He looked all right to me.

#8

Kay : Let her go, shit eater.
Bug : Oh, listen, monkey boy. Compared to you humans, I'm on the top of the evolutionary ladder, so can it, all right?
Kay : You're breaking my heart. Show me your face and I'll cure all your ills.
Bug : You ever pull the wings off a fly? You care to see the fly get even?

#9

Meet the Twins, Bweryang and Bob.

#10

Months, days, hours. Always face it forward.

#11

We'll take it from here.

#12

Put up your arms and all your flippers.

#13

Yeah, at any one time there's about two million aliens on the planet - most of them are right here in Manhattan...

#14

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