Dr. Connelly: Even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know. So keep having sex on a regular basis.Chandler Bing: Oh, dammit!Monica Geller Bing: Don't worry; after a while, you'll tune it out.
Ross Geller: She was...Joey Tribbiani: Awful!Chandler Bing: Not good! Not good!Joey Tribbiani: Nothing compared to you.Ross Geller: Different.Joey Tribbiani: No!Chandler Bing: Uh oh.
Joey Tribbiani: Hey, look, a new Playboy.Monica Geller: Yeah. Just something I picked up.Dr. Ross Geller: Cookies and porn? You're the best mom ever.
Uh, Joey, some people don't like that.