Ross Geller: She was...Joey Tribbiani: Awful!Chandler Bing: Not good! Not good!Joey Tribbiani: Nothing compared to you.Ross Geller: Different.Joey Tribbiani: No!Chandler Bing: Uh oh.
Dr. Connelly: Even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know. So keep having sex on a regular basis.Chandler Bing: Oh, dammit!Monica Geller Bing: Don't worry; after a while, you'll tune it out.
And that's why, no matter what Mommy says, we really were on a break.
Ross: I knew it. I knew it. I always knew she liked him. She'd say no, but here we are, right. We just broke up, first thing she does.Chandler: You didn't just break up!Ross: Hey, it's been like, three weeks!Chandler: You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean, bullets have left guns slower!