Joey Tribbiani: Hey, look, a new Playboy.Monica Geller: Yeah. Just something I picked up.Dr. Ross Geller: Cookies and porn? You're the best mom ever.
Monica Geller: Hey, You think you can keep it another night?Chandler: Santa, really?Monica Geller: Yeah, is that ok?Chandler: Did your dad ever dress up like santa?Monica Geller: No...Chandler: Then it's okay!
Chandler: Says here that a muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night.Chandler: Where exactly were you around ten-ish?
Dr. Leonard Green: Do you know what rust does to a boat?Ross Geller: Give it that nice, antique-y look?Dr. Leonard Green: Rust is boat cancer.Ross Geller: I'm sorry. When I was a kid, I lost a bike to that.