I can't live with Joey once the baby comes. I don't want my child's first words to be, "How you doin'?"
Read more Rachel Green QuotesFrom: Friends
Rachel Green: Wait a minute - you let Ross drive the Porsche, and when I ask, you say you're the only one who's allowed to drive it.Monica Geller: Yeah - well, he's my brother; and plus, he drives so slow, he could never hurt it.Dr. Ross Geller: It's a car, not a rocket ship.Monica Geller: Whatever. Ross, just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you're done.
Okay, now remember: no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
Ross: I don't... Rachel?Joey: Ross...Ross: Rachel?Gunther: RACHEL?