Ross: I don't... Rachel?Joey: Ross...Ross: Rachel?Gunther: RACHEL?
Uh, Joey, some people don't like that.
Joey Tribbiani: Oh, I know how we can decide. I'm gonna ask you questions and you've gotta answer real fast, OK? What do you like better, action or comedy?Dr. Ross Geller: Action.Joey Tribbiani: Who would you rather sleep with, Monica or Rachel?Dr. Ross Geller: Dude, you are sick!Joey Tribbiani: Oh, right, I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing!
Chandler Bing: there she is, my beautifully proportioned wifeMonica Geller-Bing: what?Chandler Bing: There is not a single thing I'd change about you and certainly not "two" single thingsMonica Geller-Bing: Ok why are you acting weird? Do you want sex? Or did you do something bad?