Okay, now remember: no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
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I can't live with Joey once the baby comes. I don't want my child's first words to be, "How you doin'?"
Monica Geller: No, you messed it up. You're stupid.
Chandler: That's the magical story you use when you want to have sex!Rachel: How do you know about that story?Joey: How do you know about that story?Rachel: I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy.Joey: Some guy!Rachel: No, she told me his name was Ken Adams.Joey: Ken Adams.