And that's why, no matter what Mommy says, we really were on a break.
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Monica: So, can we still be friends and have sex?Richard: Sure, it'll just be something we do together, like racquetball.
Rachel Green: I can't - I can't look at it. Somebody else tell me, please.Phoebe Buffay: It's negative.Rachel Green: What?Phoebe Buffay: It's negative.Rachel Green: Oh. Well, there you go. Phew. That's great. That is really, really great news. You know? Because the whole not-being-ready and financial aspects - all that stuff. This is all just the way it's supposed to be.Monica Geller-Bing: Well, then great.Rachel Green: Thanks. God, this is so stupid. How can I be upset over something I never had?... It's negative?Phoebe Buffay: No, it's positive.Rachel Green: What?Phoebe Buffay: It's not negative; it's positive.Rachel Green: Are you sure?Phoebe Buffay: Well, yeah - I lied before.Phoebe Buffay: Now you know how you really feel about it.Rachel Green: Oh, that's a risky little game.Monica Geller-Bing: Are you really going to do this?Rachel Green: Yeah. I'm going to have a baby. I'm going to have a baby. I'm going to have a baby!Phoebe Buffay: With who?Rachel Green: Aw, it's still not the time.
Chandler Bing: Hey!Joey Tribbiani: You son of a bitch!Chandler Bing: Is it me, or have the greetings gotten downhill around here?