Young Sheldon Quotes

Tam: You know, sometimes you sound like a super villain.
Sheldon: Silence!
Tam: That'll be more effective after your voice changes.
Sheldon: Silence!

Why does it smell like Missy?

See? You sound smart, but you're still dumb.

Brenda Sparks: I'm gonna have a little chat with your mother.
Sheldon Cooper: Seems unlikely. My mother's on Vulcan.
Billy Sparks: My mother's on Valium.

For your information, Sheldon does not look down on women. He looks down on everyone.

George Sr.: You saw it. My own son can't even imagine me being a role model. How am I supposed to be okay with that?
Mary Cooper: You're a role model for Georgie.
George Sr.: I used to be. Now he wants to grow up and be Tony Danza.
Mary Cooper: Did you forget you have a daughter who would really benefit from having a good man to look up to?
Mary Cooper: Oh dear Lord, you did forget.

Sheldon: Mom, I was going through our expenditures and I noticed our grocery bills are up 12% compared to last quarter? Any idea why?
George Sr.: Well, there's a person at the end of the table who eats for free.
Meemaw: And there's a person at the *other* end of the table who eats for three!

Missy Cooper: Is Sheldon going to jail?
Mary Cooper: No!
Missy Cooper: Damn it