George Cooper Sr. Quotes

Ms. Ingram: Georgie, where's your brother?
Georgie Cooper: I dunno. Do you really want him here?

George Cooper Sr: Don't worry, we're gonna get you taken care of.
Ms. Hutchins: If I die, tell my therapist I hate him.

George Cooper Sr: Don't worry, we're gonna get you taken care of.
Ms. Hutchins: If I die, tell my therapist I hate him.

George Sr.: You saw it. My own son can't even imagine me being a role model. How am I supposed to be okay with that?
Mary Cooper: You're a role model for Georgie.
George Sr.: I used to be. Now he wants to grow up and be Tony Danza.
Mary Cooper: Did you forget you have a daughter who would really benefit from having a good man to look up to?
Mary Cooper: Oh dear Lord, you did forget.

Sheldon: Mom, I was going through our expenditures and I noticed our grocery bills are up 12% compared to last quarter? Any idea why?
George Sr.: Well, there's a person at the end of the table who eats for free.
Meemaw: And there's a person at the *other* end of the table who eats for three!

Mary Cooper: Are you OK with this?
George Cooper Sr.: Yeah, I think it'd be good for him.
Mary Cooper: I don't know. I think his education should come first.
Georgie Cooper: Come on, Mom, it's not like I'm gonna graduate Valedictatortorian.
George Cooper Sr.: You heard him.

Georgie Cooper: What are you doing?
George Cooper Sr: Documentation. This may never happen again.

George Cooper Sr: Don't worry, we're gonna get you taken care of.
Ms. Hutchins: If I die, tell my therapist I hate him.