Dr. Gregory House: You know what this means?Dr. James Wilson: Your mom's a slut?Dr. Gregory House: That, and she's not as boring as I thought she was.
Oh my God... it's three years ago! Does that mean I'm still crazy?
Charlotte: I am not having an affair with my daughter's karate instructor and I did not give my husband herpes.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Find out where House is.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Where are you going?Dr. Gregory House: Nowhere. Staying right here so we can properly discuss this.