Dr. Gregory House: You know what this means?Dr. James Wilson: Your mom's a slut?Dr. Gregory House: That, and she's not as boring as I thought she was.
Dr. James Wilson: Two people are happy and your natural impulse is to destroy it.Dr. Gregory House: How do you know she's happy? She tell you?Dr. James Wilson: No. Chirping birds flew out of her butt carrying a banner.
This another pet? This is going to end badly- again. Remember we talked about this? At least I talked, you stared at me eerily. I think it was eerily. Eerily was the best case scenario.
Giving him a computer is like giving plutonium to Dr. No.
