Dr. Gregory House: You know what this means?Dr. James Wilson: Your mom's a slut?Dr. Gregory House: That, and she's not as boring as I thought she was.
Dr. Gregory House: ... and chicks dig this.Dr. Gregory House: Better than a puppy!
Dr. James Wilson: Worried about meeting your one-patient-a-week quota?Dr. Gregory House: I'm a cripple, remember? Accommodations must be made.
Dr. Gregory House: I had sex with Dominika.Dr. James Wilson: In a dream?Dr. Gregory House: It wasn't literally sex. Technically, it was flossing. You know, teeth, testicles. I think the symbolism is pretty clear.
