Dr. James Wilson: Worried about meeting your one-patient-a-week quota?Dr. Gregory House: I'm a cripple, remember? Accommodations must be made.
Dr. Lawrence Kutner: I think there's something wrong with House.Dr. James Wilson: Who's he making miserable now?
Dr. Gregory House: John! We're gonna figure out what's wrong with you, but first we need to know one thing!Dr. Gregory House: Have you ever appeared in any pornos?
Union rules. I can't check out this guy's seeping gonorrhea this close to lunch.