Dr. James Wilson: Worried about meeting your one-patient-a-week quota?Dr. Gregory House: I'm a cripple, remember? Accommodations must be made.
Dr. James Wilson: I'm still amazed you're actually in the same room with a patient.Dr. Gregory House: People don't bug me until they get teeth.
Dr. Gregory House: Thirty percent of all dads out there don't realize they're raising someone else's kid.Dr. Eric Foreman: From what I've read, false paternity is more like ten percent.Dr. Gregory House: That's what our moms would LIKE us to believe.
Dr. Chris Taub: I always worry on my deathbed I'll think "I didn't do anything really important."Dana Miller: You're gonna spend one day of your life on your deathbed. The other 25,000 are the ones we should be worrying about. Go to bed happy tonight.
