House M.D. quotes

Dr. James Wilson: Why do you care if he works on two cases?
Dr. Eric Foreman: Because next it'll be 3 cases, then 4. Then animal cases and ghost cases. And then animal ghost cases. Assuming we are talking about House.

Dr. Eric Foreman, Dr. James Wilson

Dr. Eric Foreman: This novocaine will numb you for the lumbar puncture. Sorry this has to be so public, Mary.
Mary Carroll: Normally, I'm in a bathing suit with 5,000 people staring at my butt. I can block this out.

Dr. Allison Cameron

Dr. Eric Foreman: You're bleeding.
Dr. Gregory House: A little thing called a bus crash. It's just a scalp laceration. It could be hidden in his optic chiasm.
Dr. Eric Foreman: It's coming from your ear. You think that's a good thing?

Dr. Eric Foreman, Dr. Gregory House