Dr. Gregory House: I RSVP'd two days ago. What? Do you think I'm a complete ass?Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [Cuddy walks away. Then stops and turns around] If you were already going why did you - ?Dr. Gregory House: Foreplay.
Dr. Eric Foreman: He has... acute scrotum.Dr. Gregory House: Adorable. Please... much more dignified.Dr. Gregory House: C'mon, how am I not supposed to make that joke?
Dr. James Wilson: Heard you killed your supermodel.Dr. Gregory House: Only for a minute.
Dr. James Wilson: I'm still amazed you're actually in the same room with a patient.Dr. Gregory House: People don't bug me until they get teeth.