House M.D. quotes

There's two things we get stupid for, money and sex.

Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Gregory House: My car's been stolen.
Dr. James Wilson: Or rein car nated.

Dr. James Wilson, Dr. Gregory House

Dr. James Wilson: You're Bonnie's friend. You know how to reach her and yet instead of calling her, you come and seek my permission. You want my blessing, and implicitly House's blessing.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I don't need House's blessing.
Dr. James Wilson: Good.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dr. James Wilson