Dr. Lisa Cuddy: HR can't find you a new supervisor.Dr. Gregory House: How come?Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Because you're unsuperviseable, House. Two department chairs threatened to quit.
Whose side are you on, senator? First respect his wishes, then invade Iraq, then get the troops home. Make up your mind.
Don't have TiVo on this thing! Can't rewind! Shut up!
It's not gonna work. You know why? Because this is fun. You think of something to make me miserable, I think of something to make you miserable. It's a game, and I'm gonna win because I got a head start: You are already miserable.