Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: A woman who likes sex must be sick?Dr. Gregory House: Just because everybody in this room wishes that all women were horny all the time, doesn't make it so.
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A secret club? What's the secret? They're all morons?
Dr. Allison Cameron: Oh-ho. Deflecting a personal question with a joke. Gee, who do I know that does THAT?Dr. Eric Foreman: Yeah, I'm just like him - except for the angry, bitter, pompous cripple part.Dr. Allison Cameron: Maybe we should all pitch in and get you a nice cane. You already have the matching gym shoes.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Actually, I'm impressed. Messing around with a 22 year-old hottie with your wife on my sofa. You're a full throttle headcase.Dr. Chris Taub: I was doing you a solid with the sofa. Rachel wanted to do it in your bed. You've got the memory phone top.Dr. Eric Foreman: Let's make it really simple. If I own it, I don't want you doing it on it.Dr. Chris Taub: You... might want to get rid of your kitchen table... Look I'm sorry, but it was worth it.