Dr. James Wilson: You having fun down there?Dr. Gregory House: Lots. Every time Cuddy leans over to a patient, it's another opportunity for a down blouse nipple slip.
Okay, what disease can turn Cuddy's mother into a coma patient named Stewart?
Dr. Gregory House: Thirty percent of all dads out there don't realize they're raising someone else's kid.Dr. Eric Foreman: From what I've read, false paternity is more like ten percent.Dr. Gregory House: That's what our moms would LIKE us to believe.
This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!