Dr. James Wilson: You having fun down there?Dr. Gregory House: Lots. Every time Cuddy leans over to a patient, it's another opportunity for a down blouse nipple slip.
Dr. Gregory House: [When House and his team are at Chase's bedside] Lungs, rash, now excessive RR variability. Go.Dr. Chris Taub: It's a hospital. There are lots of doctors who can take care of him.Dr. Gregory House: And your thinking is that only you guys are qualified to sit in this room doing nothing? If you're motivated by caring, just bear in mind, he's a dedicated chemistry teacher with a pretty wife and adoring students, baby on the way.Dr. Jessica Adams: She's not pregnant.Dr. Gregory House: Would it make a difference? 'Cause I could knock her up. Autonomic dysregulation...Dr. Jessica Adams: Shut up.
Is a lie a lie if everybody knows it's a lie?
The story of life - Boy meets girl. Boy gets stupid. Boy and girl live stupidly ever after.
