House M.D. quotes

Dr. Gregory House: His MRI showed that the leg pain wasn't caused by the self-injection. It wasn't caused by an infection. It was an aneurysm that clotted. Leading to an infarction.
Dr. Eric Foreman: My God, you were right. It's House.

Dr. Eric Foreman, Dr. Gregory House

Wow! Muscles and curves. My penis is so confused.

Dr. Gregory House

Tie goes to the mortal.

Dr. Gregory House