House M.D. quotes

Beckett was going to call his play "Waiting for House's Approval" but decided it was too grim.

Dr. James Wilson

Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Why are you pushing the crash cart?
Dr. Gregory House: Because patients sometimes crash, and they haven't yet invented a crash tractor for me to drive wildly around the hallways.

Dr. Chris Taub, Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: He's 66 years old.
Dr. Gregory House: He told me he was 65. Liar. I'm outta here.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dr. Gregory House