I'm not stressed beyond the stress induced by telling you how stressed I am.
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Beckett was going to call his play "Waiting for House's Approval" but decided it was too grim.
Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Why are you pushing the crash cart?Dr. Gregory House: Because patients sometimes crash, and they haven't yet invented a crash tractor for me to drive wildly around the hallways.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: He's 66 years old.Dr. Gregory House: He told me he was 65. Liar. I'm outta here.