House M.D. quotes

It's always a sad thing when sperm comes between people...

Dr. Lawrence Kutner

Dr. James Wilson: I'm still amazed you're actually in the same room with a patient.
Dr. Gregory House: People don't bug me until they get teeth.

Dr. James Wilson, Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Eric Foreman: Her trial results are already compromised just from the fact that I know. As long as she's wasting her time, why not give her something that might actually help her?
Dr. Robert Chase: Valid point. Except for the fact that it's a load of crap. Don't be an idiot.

Dr. Eric Foreman, Dr. Robert Chase