I feel like Mike Tomlin. Probably not as much as you do, but you get the idea.
Who knew Mother Inferior was a smoking hottie. No wonder you're playing handsies with her.
Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Spider bite doesn't explain anything unless the patient was actually bitten by a spider. I'll do the exam.Dr. Gregory House: Don't be ridiculous. That would be inappropriate. It'd be better if a woman gropes her. There's no sexual tension that way.
She's lost everything and you're breaking fingers. A new low.