I feel like Mike Tomlin. Probably not as much as you do, but you get the idea.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: What is it, Clarence?Clarence: My gut!Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Would you describe it as a shooting pain? A throbbing pain? Or maybe an imaginary pain because you don't want to go back to prison?
Dr. Eric Foreman: Bought my first girlfriend a necklace. It was silver. It cost 180 bucks. Had to save for six months. She hated it.Lee: Really, seriously? Did you tell this story to someone who could walk away?Dr. Eric Foreman: Never bought another girlfriend jewelry again. Until Dr. Hadley.Lee: You're dating her? You might want to start all your stories with that.Dr. Eric Foreman: Same thing. She didn't even wear it.Lee: The diamond thing? She was wearing it the other day.Dr. Eric Foreman: If she doesn't like it, she doesn't like it. Apparently, I suck at picking out jewelry, but at least have the guts to tell me.Lee: Okay, getting boring again. How long till we know if this treatment is working?
Hello?... Uh... I don't know what department I want. I need... pants.
