I feel like Mike Tomlin. Probably not as much as you do, but you get the idea.
Dr. Gregory House: Need to get a better look at your rash.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Use your imagination.Dr. Gregory House: Fine. Shall I go with "Lifeguard Cuddy" or "Mother Superior Cuddy"?
Dr. Robert Chase: What are you looking for?Dr. Gregory House: I called my mom. She didn't pick up.
She married a dying guy. She has issues. You cannot leave her... ever! For any reason, because then you're not just the guy who left her, you're the guy who killed her kids.