House M.D. quotes

Dr. Wilson: You learn anything?
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. I'm an addict.

Dr. James Wilson, Dr. Gregory House

Dr. James Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
Dr. Gregory House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.

Dr. James Wilson, Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Eric Foreman: Look, a few weeks ago, you were upset that I didn't consider you a friend. Now you're upset that I'm happy?
Dr. Allison Cameron: What can I say? Apparently I'm a bitch.

Dr. Allison Cameron, Dr. Eric Foreman