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OK, I am not ready to transition from my dead girlfriend's shrine to your... morning glory. I'll have a mattress delivered and set up for you in the tabernacle. I just need it Tuesdays for animal sacrifices... Oh man. Ugh!
Dr. Gregory House: Thirty percent of all dads out there don't realize they're raising someone else's kid.Dr. Eric Foreman: From what I've read, false paternity is more like ten percent.Dr. Gregory House: That's what our moms would LIKE us to believe.
He needs a new kidney. I was thinking the kidney people might have some.
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