Dr. Eric Foreman: Three days ago, you said "no."Dr. Gregory House: Three days ago, you asked me. Now you told me. Can't say "no" if it's not a question.
Dr. Robert Chase: Really? George Washingbaum?Dr. Chris Taub: He was a character in the Flintsteins.
Childproof. How many kids are hopped up on Vicodin?
House, I need you to come to that dinner for two hours, keep your mouth shut, and behave like an adult. Yes, you will be in Hell, but I will feel better having you there. That is what a relationship is. We average our misery.