Thirteen: What did Cuddy want?Dr. Gregory House: I kinda hit that last night, so now she's all on my jock.Thirteen: Wow! She looks pretty good for someone on roofies.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Actually, I'm impressed. Messing around with a 22 year-old hottie with your wife on my sofa. You're a full throttle headcase.Dr. Chris Taub: I was doing you a solid with the sofa. Rachel wanted to do it in your bed. You've got the memory phone top.Dr. Eric Foreman: Let's make it really simple. If I own it, I don't want you doing it on it.Dr. Chris Taub: You... might want to get rid of your kitchen table... Look I'm sorry, but it was worth it.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Look, a few weeks ago, you were upset that I didn't consider you a friend. Now you're upset that I'm happy?Dr. Allison Cameron: What can I say? Apparently I'm a bitch.
Dr. Gregory House: ... and chicks dig this.Dr. Gregory House: Better than a puppy!