House M.D. quotes

If you would consider going to a shrink, I would pay for it myself. The hospital would hold a bake sale, for God's sake.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy

Yes, I was going to stalk you at home, but it was a busy week and your office is closer.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy

Dr. Chris Taub: No electric. No gas either. It's cold in here.
Dr. Eric Foreman: The good thing is, I've found a guy who makes you look like a good roommate.
Dr. Chris Taub: Haha. Maybe hoarding is a symptom.

Dr. Eric Foreman, Dr. Chris Taub