House M.D. quotes

You're not acting like House. You are like him.

Thirteen

Dr. Eric Foreman: Look, a few weeks ago, you were upset that I didn't consider you a friend. Now you're upset that I'm happy?
Dr. Allison Cameron: What can I say? Apparently I'm a bitch.

Dr. Allison Cameron, Dr. Eric Foreman

You want me to do a second major surgery on a patient we almost lost during a first major surgery to see if she needs a third major surgery?

Dr. Robert Chase