House M.D. quotes

Dr. Wilson: I'm pacing in your office because I am physically incapable of buying furniture.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: For Amber's old place?
Dr. Wilson: ...Yeah. I... it needs some new...
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I know you bought the place I wanted. You're a jerk. Move on. Hire a decorator.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dr. James Wilson

House is a dictator. Second in command is a meaningless position.

Dr. Chris Taub

I think my penis stopped breathing. Do you know CPR?

Dr. Gregory House