House M.D. quotes

Dr. Chris Taub: Funny how the two people in the room who think relationships are easy, are both single.
Dr. Lawrence Kutner: I don't think they're easy. That's why I think if you find something that could be good, you should hang on to it.
Dr. Chris Taub: Everything could be good. Very little ever is.

Dr. Chris Taub, Dr. Lawrence Kutner

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Any idea why we're getting half as many requests for you as usual?
Dr. Gregory House: Democrats' health care plan?

Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dr. Gregory House

Slippery slope. Today, we withhold porn, tomorrow, it's clean bandages.

Dr. Gregory House