If you get an ear in the mail, it's probably mine.
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I'd turn around and shoot you but apparently I'd miss.
Dr. Gregory House: I RSVP'd two days ago. What? Do you think I'm a complete ass?Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [Cuddy walks away. Then stops and turns around] If you were already going why did you - ?Dr. Gregory House: Foreplay.
Dr. Robert Chase: Really? George Washingbaum?Dr. Chris Taub: He was a character in the Flintsteins.