Dr. Chris Taub: You've discovered that one of us has been hiding the ability to stretch or shrink themselves?Dr. Gregory House: No. I would never out someone's superpowers.
Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Don't toy with him. If you're going to fire him...Dr. Gregory House: Fact that he stole your idea means that he cares enough to lie. That's all I needed to know.
You are one evil, cunning woman. It's a massive turn-on.
Thirteen: What did Cuddy want?Dr. Gregory House: I kinda hit that last night, so now she's all on my jock.Thirteen: Wow! She looks pretty good for someone on roofies.