Dr. Gregory House: The sound of a needy child is stirring your paternal juices.Dr. James Wilson: The sound of a needy child at 112 decibels has stirred my inner murderer. Don't mess with me.
Cheese is the devil's plaything.
House isn't going to hand you anything. You want him, you've gotta take him. Jump him.
Dr. Gregory House: You know that relative to their size, gorillas have smaller testicles than humans.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Well, then you'd probably have an edge over a gorilla, but not over me.