Dr. Robert Chase: Why do you need me?Dr. Gregory House: Saying "nice work, Chase" when you're not here is pointless.
Dr. Gregory House: How right you are, Dr. Cuddy! We also don't pad our bills, swipe samples from the pharmacy or fantasize about the teenage daughters of our patients, either.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: True, better be true and you're a pig.
Dr. Gregory House: You know that relative to their size, gorillas have smaller testicles than humans.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Well, then you'd probably have an edge over a gorilla, but not over me.
Bed is for sissies. Unless you're having sex, in which case... no, bed is still for sissies.
