Dr. Gregory House: You know that relative to their size, gorillas have smaller testicles than humans.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Well, then you'd probably have an edge over a gorilla, but not over me.
Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Don't toy with him. If you're going to fire him...Dr. Gregory House: Fact that he stole your idea means that he cares enough to lie. That's all I needed to know.
Dr. Robert Chase: If she's never kissed a boy, it's a fair bet she's never had sex.Dr. Gregory House: Tell that to all the hookers who won't kiss me on the mouth.
I wouldn't have tortured you if I knew you liked it.