Dr. Gregory House: How right you are, Dr. Cuddy! We also don't pad our bills, swipe samples from the pharmacy or fantasize about the teenage daughters of our patients, either.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: True, better be true and you're a pig.
You know, "Stacy" in the original Greek means "relationship killer".
This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!
Dr. Eric Foreman: He has... acute scrotum.Dr. Gregory House: Adorable. Please... much more dignified.Dr. Gregory House: C'mon, how am I not supposed to make that joke?