Dr. Gregory House: How right you are, Dr. Cuddy! We also don't pad our bills, swipe samples from the pharmacy or fantasize about the teenage daughters of our patients, either.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: True, better be true and you're a pig.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I'll pay you $10 for every patient you diagnose without touching. You pay me $10 for every one you have to touch.Dr. Gregory House: You're making this into a game for me from which I can only conclude this isn't a game for you.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: No.Dr. Gregory House: Why? You think if I deal with enough people, I'll find some humanity?Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Yes.
I've got a full bladder, and I'm not afraid to use it.
Dr. Eric Foreman: House is brilliant. I give him the benefit of the doubt most of the time because I've seen what he can do.Dr. Walter Cofield: Getting House out of prison is the biggest decision you've made as Dean of Medicine, right? And if he's suspended as a result of this hearing, he violates his parole and he goes back. And that probably leaves you as former Dean of Medicine.Dr. Eric Foreman: I suppose so.Dr. Walter Cofield: You didn't choose me to oversee this because you thought I could be objective. You chose me because you thought I'd have your back and I'd think twice about making a decision that would get you fired.Dr. Walter Cofield: Eric, I'm sorry, but if your get-House-out-of-jail-free experiment blows up in your face, it's not my job to get you out of it.
