House, do you have a minute to be disemboweled?
Read more Dr. Lisa Cuddy QuotesFrom: House M.D.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Actually, I'm impressed. Messing around with a 22 year-old hottie with your wife on my sofa. You're a full throttle headcase.Dr. Chris Taub: I was doing you a solid with the sofa. Rachel wanted to do it in your bed. You've got the memory phone top.Dr. Eric Foreman: Let's make it really simple. If I own it, I don't want you doing it on it.Dr. Chris Taub: You... might want to get rid of your kitchen table... Look I'm sorry, but it was worth it.
I kidnapped you and you're surprised that I lied to you?
This is gonna mean months of sleepless nights wondering if I could've done something differently. Maybe it's not that I'm sick of House... it's that I'm sick of being scared out of my mind to go to work every day.