House M.D. quotes

Dr. Wilson: You learn anything?
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. I'm an addict.

Dr. James Wilson, Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Gregory House: You're suggesting that you screwed up because of a non-relationship with me. I don't know how I can help you because the only change you can make from a non-relationship is...
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You want a relationship?
Dr. Gregory House: God, no. Just trying to follow your logic.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dr. Gregory House

Bed is for sissies. Unless you're having sex, in which case... no, bed is still for sissies.

Dr. Gregory House