House M.D. quotes

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I was paged?
Nick: Whoa! I would do her in a minute with fudge and cherry on top. Would someone please explain to this woman, there's only so many apologies I can...
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: He has Frontal Lobe Disinhibition.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Thirteen

Dr. Allison Cameron: I don't have the right to show interest in someone?
Dr. Eric Foreman: You absolutely do. And I absolutely have the right to humiliate you for it.

Dr. Eric Foreman, Dr. Allison Cameron

I'm gonna need 30 pieces of silver.

Dr. James Wilson