Okay, you two, grab some scalpels and settle this like doctors.
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Dr. James Wilson: Worried about meeting your one-patient-a-week quota?Dr. Gregory House: I'm a cripple, remember? Accommodations must be made.
Dr. Gregory House: Why are you suspicious?Dr. Wilson: Because it's either that or accept the fact that you've done something nice. And then I'd have to deal with the Horsemen and the Rain of Fire and the End of Days.
Interesting factoid. Did you know that if we don't have a neurosurgeon on the premises, all the puppies in the world will choke to death on all the babies?
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