House M.D. quotes

Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.

Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You just don't want to deal with the epidemic!
Dr. Gregory House: That's right. I'm subjecting a twelve-year-old to a battery of dangerous and invasive tests to avoid being bored.
Dr. Gregory House: Okay, maybe I would do that, but I'm not! If it turns out she's got meningitis, you're right, you win, but if we go downstairs and she dies... your face will be so red!

Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dr. Gregory House

If you could think of everything yourself, you wouldn't need a team to annoy.

Dr. James Wilson