Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.
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Dr. Gregory House: Wilson! How long can you go without sex?Dr. James Wilson: How long can you go without annoying people?
Foreman and Chase's lips are not gonna get so close, now that I know your plan.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I heard House has met Sam.Dr. James Wilson: First time, he was naked. Second time, he brought a transvestite prostitute to dinner. Overall, it could have been worse.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Great.