Dr. Gregory House: How much morphine is the husband on?Dr. Robert Chase: We can't increase it anymore. His respirations are depressed.Dr. Gregory House: Decrease it! Drugs cloud people's judgment. Cold turkey the sucker.
Dr. Gregory House: You know that relative to their size, gorillas have smaller testicles than humans.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Well, then you'd probably have an edge over a gorilla, but not over me.
Dr. James Wilson: Sounds like you had fun last night.Dr. Gregory House: You believe Chase?Dr. James Wilson: I believe Foreman. And they had fun with you. What happened?Dr. Gregory House: I realized they could be my friends.Dr. James Wilson: You're serious?Dr. Gregory House: And then I sobered up.
Hey! Stop worrying about your asses and start worrying about the patient.
