Dr. Gregory House: How much morphine is the husband on?Dr. Robert Chase: We can't increase it anymore. His respirations are depressed.Dr. Gregory House: Decrease it! Drugs cloud people's judgment. Cold turkey the sucker.
Dr. James Wilson: We know you're back on Vicodin.Dr. Gregory House: No, the only thing you know is that I'm a genius who got a dog to pee in your toilet. You don't know how I did it, or more interestingly where I peed.
Dr. Robert Chase: You think Taub really comes across as the most trustworthy doctor here?Dr. Eric Foreman: I knew it was bugging you.Dr. Robert Chase: They cut me out.Dr. Eric Foreman: You're a pretty boy. Works well with the ladies, not so much with the patients. No one wants an underwear model performing their splenectomy.Dr. Robert Chase: I notice they weren't exactly knocking down your door looking for Dr. Trustworthy.Dr. Eric Foreman: That's 'cause I'm black. Cortisol levels look normal. We were wrong. Which House will interpret as him being right. He's gonna make us biopsy the pituitary gland.Dr. Robert Chase: You seem pretty calm for a guy who's surrounded by racists.Dr. Eric Foreman: 80% of the Princeton population is white. Some are racist, some aren't. White works with both demographics.Dr. Robert Chase: So race is your excuse, not the fact that you usually look like you're about to punch someone in the face?Dr. Eric Foreman: We're good.
Dr. Gregory House: Well, as long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.Dr. Wilson: And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want.Dr. Gregory House: So between us we can do anything. We can rule the world!
