Dr. Gregory House: How much morphine is the husband on?Dr. Robert Chase: We can't increase it anymore. His respirations are depressed.Dr. Gregory House: Decrease it! Drugs cloud people's judgment. Cold turkey the sucker.
Dr. Lawrence Kutner: What did House have to say?Thirteen: He told me I was raised by wolves and that's why I use the same hand for my fork and knife.
I was spending time with you because I want to touch your boobs.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Do you have any idea what it feels like to have a six foot long hose shoved into your large intestine?Dr. Gregory House: No, but I now have a much greater respect for whichever basketball player you dated in college.