Dr. Gregory House: How much morphine is the husband on?Dr. Robert Chase: We can't increase it anymore. His respirations are depressed.Dr. Gregory House: Decrease it! Drugs cloud people's judgment. Cold turkey the sucker.
Self-sacrifice is not a symptom of schizophrenia. It excludes the diagnosis.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You bumped a spleenectomy for a boob job?Dr. Gregory House: Would you condemn this woman to a life where people look at her face when they talk to her?
Dr. James Wilson: You! You! You! You were gonna let me do that?Dr. Gregory House: You made a compelling argument.Dr. James Wilson: You sent those flowers to me!Dr. Gregory House: Yes, because you took her to a play. And because actually you do wanna march down there and kiss her.Dr. James Wilson: No, I don't.Dr. Gregory House: Yes, you do.Dr. James Wilson: You're right.Dr. Gregory House: Seriously?Dr. James Wilson: No. You're a jerk.Dr. Gregory House: Night, Wilson.Dr. James Wilson: Night, House.
