House M.D. quotes

Dr. Gregory House: You know how you hate it when I meddle in your lies... uh, I mean your life?
Dr. James Wilson: Why are you being so evasive unless you have something to evade?

Dr. James Wilson, Dr. Gregory House

You know how it is with nuns, you take out their IUDs, they just bounce right back.

Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Gregory House: I need some help with Alice Tanner. She wants a vagina.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I'm pretty attached to mine.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dr. Gregory House